This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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