It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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