these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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