theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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