We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize