It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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