Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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