Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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