I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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