why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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