we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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