What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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