your room smells of hookers.
And success
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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go home
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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