I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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