I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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