There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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