U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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