college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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