I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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