I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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