My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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