She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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