one word: firstdatebathroomanal
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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