I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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