and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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