I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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