Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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