I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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