Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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