ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."