Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.