A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
how drunk are you?
Several
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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