Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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