If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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