i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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