I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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