So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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