M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize