Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You're like the curious george of whores
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea