There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"