I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.