my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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