Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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