I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
