Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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