I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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