that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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