I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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