i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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