Don't you send me to vm
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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