I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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