Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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