This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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