dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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