I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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