jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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