fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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