Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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