He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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